So, here are two things that creep me out… but before we get to that… See the song I’m listening to? It’s the new single from the Scissor Sisters! It is awesome!
Creepy 1:
I have sirius satellite radio. Whenever I’m listening to the radio in the car or at work and the signal completely dies it creeps me out. This may sound dumb, but seriously, for a split second I wonder “what the heck is going on up there in space?” “Why have I lost my signal?” Yeah, it creeps me out for a split second. Think what you will about that, but yeah…
Creepy 2:
Nick Cage’s mustache in the movie World Trade Center (see below):
Oh my…I knew he looked weird, but I couldn’t put my finger on exactly why (to me Nicholas looks creepy 99% of the time anyways so) – but it’s totally the stache! It’s like a cross between a biker stache and a “Shaved” porn magazine.
And you’ve lost your signal because the Russians are having sex with monkeys in front of the satelite in space. It’s a new fetish called “Interruticism” where Russians find perversed pleasure in disrupting radio signals. (The monkeys are just business as usual).