http://danielalmaraz.com/2008/01/why-i-dislike-dave-matthews/ Fri, 11 Mar 2011 17:10:37 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://danielalmaraz.com/2008/01/why-i-dislike-dave-matthews/comment-page-1/#comment-116 Bill Zunderman Wed, 30 Jan 2008 15:48:44 +0000 http://danielalmaraz.com/?p=311#comment-116 I feel very strongly about the subject of Dave Matthews sucking. I dislike Dave because he sings like a llama in the throws of death. He sings like that total dip shit Morrissey, only more nasaly. And his retarded foot steps are so stupid, I just want to punch any Dave Matthews fan in the face as soon as I see them. Any fan of his is pretty much the Diet Coke of people. You’d never see a Dave fan at Sturgis. They liked shows like Ally McBeal and have been known to keep it on Caroline in the City after they watch Friends. I hate Dave and his bland fans that have no personalities. I must admit that it was cool when he dumped sewage into the Chicago river and onto a boat full of tourists, but I wish he would stop polluting our air waves with his utterly crappy music. I feel very strongly about the subject of Dave Matthews sucking. I dislike Dave because he sings like a llama in the throws of death. He sings like that total dip shit Morrissey, only more nasaly. And his retarded foot steps are so stupid, I just want to punch any Dave Matthews fan in the face as soon as I see them. Any fan of his is pretty much the Diet Coke of people. You’d never see a Dave fan at Sturgis. They liked shows like Ally McBeal and have been known to keep it on Caroline in the City after they watch Friends. I hate Dave and his bland fans that have no personalities. I must admit that it was cool when he dumped sewage into the Chicago river and onto a boat full of tourists, but I wish he would stop polluting our air waves with his utterly crappy music.

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